jokes

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow...

Two drunks in a bar. The first asks the other: - If you had to choose between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, what would you take? And the second responds immédiatemment glass in hand, I prefer that alzheimer parkinson course, because I prefer to reverse...

One Monday, a customer arrives in the bar and asks the barman: - Boy a coffee squeezed well otherwise!!! The barman angry but intimidated by the muscles of the customer is of use to him a coffee without discussing. The second day, on Tuesday, he returns...

A man rises to the high mountain pasture with his horse and his dog. The said horse: - I have it have a good laugh to walk. The man exclaims: - it is the first time when I hear a horse to speak! The said dog: - I too... A burglar steals valuables in a...